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The Chiapocalypse

Last month, waiting for a flight, I saw an advertisement on television and wrote to my friend Rett Crocker:

Just saw on TV

Chia Garfield and Chia Scooby-Doo.

The apocalypse is upon us. Repent, sinners.

Rett wrote back:

Re: Just saw on TV

This is a common mistake. You're misreading the Chia Prophecies. You only need to worry if you see a Chia Elvis in the company of a Chia Princess Diana.

Maintain a watchful eye, brothers. Fear the Chiapocalypse!

I'm now much more vigilant about this sort of thing. We can't be too careful.


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