Last month, waiting for a flight, I saw an advertisement on television and wrote to my friend Rett Crocker:
Just saw on TVRett wrote back:
Chia Garfield and Chia Scooby-Doo.
The apocalypse is upon us. Repent, sinners.
Re: Just saw on TVI'm now much more vigilant about this sort of thing. We can't be too careful.
This is a common mistake. You're misreading the Chia Prophecies. You only need to worry if you see a Chia Elvis in the company of a Chia Princess Diana.
Maintain a watchful eye, brothers. Fear the Chiapocalypse!