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Oh, and This One, Too

This Fafblog "interview" with Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is awesome:

ALITO: You know, people are focusing way too much on the triviality of things I've said or done or repeatedly expressed a strident ideological commitment to. I don't let my legal opinions affect my legal decisions -- I just follow the law, the Constitution, and the original intent of the Founding Fathers.

FB: So you don't want to strip-search ten-year-old girls without a warrant. James Madison wants to strip-search ten-year-old girls without a warrant!

ALITO: Exactly!

FB: That bastard! Why'd we let im write the Constitution anyway?

ALITO: Dunno! I guess we're just stuck now.


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