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This was a tagline in a personals ad. It had me laughing out loud.
Frodo failed. Bush has the ring.I liked this a lot. Of course, if Bush really had the ring, wouldn't he be getting more things done? I can't think of anything that has gone right for him since the election, except Sandra Day O'Connor deciding it was time to ride off into the sunset. A ring-holding Sauron would at least able to win in Iraq.