pseudorandom

Something random reminded me of Spam haiku (haiku about Spam, the alleged food product) this morning. It's easy enough to find -- Googling the phrase in quotations turns up 11,200 hits. The originals have been floating around for years now; I'm not sure of their provenance. Anyway, there are a few that always make me laugh, no matter how many times I read them:

Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?

Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty

Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian