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If James Bond Were Canadian...

This is from a message I wrote to a friend in Canada the other day.

If James Bond were Canadian...

  • ...he'd be "licenced to ask some very serious questions".
  • ...when he found Blofeld's secret underground lair, you can bet he'd write a strongly-worded report and submit it to the appropriate authorities at the earliest possible opportunity.
  • ...when he had breakfast at IHOP, he'd tip the waiter extra to bring out a bottle of the '02 maple syrup, the first bottling of the season.


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