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Froot Loops Flavored Waffles

From a really, really funny blog:


Dear Friendly Folks who make Fruit Loops Flavored Frozen Waffles,

I recently saw a woman in the supermarket buying your product for her child. It was all I could do not to slap the box out of her hand. I understand you have a business to run and a market to corner, but some things? Just don't belong together. And this is one of them.

You want Fruit Loops flavor? Eat Fruit Loops. You want waffle flavor? Eat waffles. And never the two shall mix. Amen.

LoveYours Truly,

A Concerned Citizen


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I like Reese's Peanut Butter Cup cereal, but not as much as I like Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries.


Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries? A mere pretender to the throne that will always be occupied by Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter cereal.

While I'm thinking about it, what the hell are "crunch berries," anyway?

Crunch berries are simply the best non-food food product on earth. The Cap'n used to make a box of JUST crunch berries - no Cap'n at all. I assume it was pulled due to the large number of addicts breaking into the local grocery stores at 2 am to get their fix.


Okay, fine, they're a "non-food food product," but what are they? Petrochemicals? Thermally depolymerized offal? Snips and snails and puppy dog tails?

Dude are you freaking stupid Froot Loops are amazing and waffles are amazing both combined are really amazing, you just have no taste

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