Fox News Channel
I'm in the Admirals Club at O'Hare International. I'm sitting in a comfortable booth, my T-Mobile HotSpot connection going strong, and off to one side there's a large-screen TV turned on. It's tuned to the Fox News Channel, and I'm imagining slogans for it:
- Fox News: we deliver the news, rudely.
- Fox News: because objectivity is for losers.
- Fox News: 100 percent of your US RDA of yelling.
- Fox News: funny, stupid, or evil, we cover all foreigners.