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Fox News Channel

I'm in the Admirals Club at O'Hare International. I'm sitting in a comfortable booth, my T-Mobile HotSpot connection going strong, and off to one side there's a large-screen TV turned on. It's tuned to the Fox News Channel, and I'm imagining slogans for it:

  • Fox News: we deliver the news, rudely.
  • Fox News: because objectivity is for losers.
  • Fox News: 100 percent of your US RDA of yelling.
  • Fox News: funny, stupid, or evil, we cover all foreigners.
How can people watch this stuff?


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