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When the Money Truck Shows Up

Bobcat Goldthwait's Law: When the money truck shows up, you don't say, "Oh, no, that's not for me." You say, "Hooray, the money truck is here!"

Richard Boyd's Corollary: When the money truck shows up, don't ask your brother-in-law's cousin's friend Guido to count the money for you and keep a little as his fee. Count the money yourself.


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