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"Both Entrees Taste Exactly the Same"

From Peter King's Monday Morning Quarterback column yesterday:

Aggravating/Enjoyable Travel Note of the Week

Flight attendant announcement 34 minutes into United Flight 81 from Newark to San Francisco Friday morning:

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen. It will be our pleasure once we reach a comfortable cruising altitude to serve you breakfast this morning. Our choices are a cheese omelet and a Belgian waffle. Because it is not possible for us to board exactly as many of each meal as we may need, we apologize in advance if your first choice is not available. Please do not be upset, however, as both entrees taste exactly the same."

Oh, man, have I been there.

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