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A Modest Proposal

What if we just send the Raider Nation into Iraq? In the words of USA Today:

By the way, what took so long for Romo to become a Raider? Fighting, biting, spitting, indictments -- hey, dude, welcome to Raider Nation!
Imagine being an Iraqi and seeing these guys show up looking like Gwar. You'd surrender immediately! (On that subject, we should probably send Gwar in with them. They could do the modern metal version of the helicopter assualt scene from Apocalypse Now.)

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